Veggie Bang

Though by no means the most “turgid” of VeggieBang DIY dildos, slutty MILF Holly nevertheless prefers this purple piece of produce to fuck her mature cunt with. Perhaps it’s the color, shape, or girth, but she’ll take on an eggplant any time over a cuke or a carrot because it’s the closet thing she can get to an erect penis at her age. Garbed in a similarly-colored lingerie set, our nasty momma shows what she can do with a bit of kitchen staple and her weeping cunt. She thrusts that poor veggie in and out of her coochie, and alternates that with a titty fuck. If Holly were dealing with a real live dick, methinks it’d be really spent and flaccid before you can say “eggplant parmigiana”!

Can things get any fruitier in the room with rusty-haired fruitarian slut Arianna around? First she fellates that long hawser of a banana, and then she inserts it into her purring pussy (with a condom of course). Why does she do it? Maybe she’s sworn off cock but not the feel of a pseudo-fuck? Whatever the reason, Veggie Bang is here to satisfy both Arianna’s lust and you pervs’s as well. And boy, does Arianna bang the life out of that poor yellow fruit…it gets so that you’d actually expect a fruit smoothie to cum pouring out of that latex raincoat when Arianna’s truly and well done with it. Which isn’t so bad….fruit for the main course and fruit for dessert can only mean you’ll still have room for seconds!

Ever thought about dating a vegetarian? No? Well, you’re missing out, as Mandy here will illustrate. She is so into the VeggieBang lifestyle that she’s become quite picky and finicky with the produce involved. She scours different markets stalls for only the crispest, most curved veggies, and once she gets the right one with all texture and weight considerations met, she goes home and rinses those pseudo-dicks under the tap. No pesky little plant pests will be wreaking havoc on Mandy’s tender vegan coochie, for sure. To test the strain those things will take once she fucks herself with them, Mandy fellates a zucchini and a cucke in turn, and then inserts them into her vajayjay and relaxes into the whole fresh, healthy feeling. Want to date a vegan now, eh?

Want to smile from “ear to ear”? Ears of corn, that is. Then take a good, long look at Shanna and see how best to eat corn on the cob…use a chick’s well-lubed cunt! Shanna uses two ears of corn to stimulate her coochie, and just loves the knobbly feeling so much that in no time, she’s ready to move on to bigger, greener things. A Veggie Bang means a bitch is ready to undertake any veggie that’s worth shoving up one’s beaver, and so red-haired Shanna does exactly that. She got a cucumber that’s as thick as her wrist and slowly inserts it into her weeping baby-chute.

Does she get it all the way in? Find out for yourself by clicking on the link or the free images.

If you’ve remotely wondered if there’s such a thing as “healthy” porn, then wonder no more. Here’s carrot-top vegetarian Katrina to show you that coating some crisp and elongated fresh produce with her own brand of bitch butter can sometimes be more succulent than a two-inch thick steak!

Katrina brings out a banana, a cucumber, and a carrot from the crisper, puts some johnnies on each one of those, and then proceeds to Veggie Bang herself in front of the camera. She loves it so much that she’s excreting cooze juice before you can say “Caesar’s salad”. The curved form of the veggies and fruit gets her off royally, and it’s no wonder this redhead says no to meat…not when she can get her rocks off these fruity babies.