Veggie Bang

It’s not enough for this sexy goth chick to be all pierced and inked in strategic places. Heck, even her masturbation sessions must be unusual! Watch as this pretty darkling inserts a carrot in her cleavage and tit fucks herself like it’s the juiciest orange-colored penis. Good thing she’s got nice rounded breasts, otherwise, that slender carrot would slip between her tits! And that’s not all this looker will be doing with that stick of fresh produce—-you want to see her fuck herself with it, don’t  you?

See this Veggie Bang update, and you might just be in for a little fresh and crisp gothic surprise!

It might be a bell pepper to you, but to this horny and gorgeous chick, it’s a capsicum. Emphasis on the cum! She’s sprawled atop the kitchen counter, buck naked, whittling away at the spicy produce with a sharp knife and a horny expression…and thinking of dozens of naughty ways she can integrate the colorful veggies into her jilling session.

Can she use the bell peppers as juicy bell-ends to fuck her with? Might be risky, given that it can make her clit swell with the hotness. But maybe it’s going to make her feel good—who knows? If you’re curious as to how she gets those capsicum to make her cum in a spicy way, see this Veggie Bang update.

If you’re a voracious meat eater and want to try out the vegetarian lifestyle, sexy Shanna is willing to help you out. You know those PETA campaigns where they get celebrities to endorse a meat-free lifestyle? Well, Shanna will sort of do something like that, except she’ll start by fucking veggies to show her love for them! Strange? Well, if you see the rest of this Veggie Bang update, you’d find it pretty compelling, how Shanna can shove a cucumber between her tits, or a corn down her gullet and up her twat. And she’s not going to stop until she’s practically coating the produce with her cooze juice! Now that’s what I call a good source of vitamins and minerals.

Horny vegetarian teen Marla is back for another Veggie Bang update, and she’s gonna use a cuke to conquer her cunt this time. The slightly curved produce will prove to be quite the erotic dildo for this nature-lovin’ gal, who manages to hit her G-spot with every thrust of the crisp, elongated veggie. Oh, and she must love the taste of her own bitch butter as well, if that photo of hers scarfing on that cucumber is anything to judge by. Marla may be young, but she’s pretty sure she’s going to spend the rest of her life being a vegetarian and staying away from meat. And that includes meatsticks on men, so tough luck for you pervs wanting a taste of this horny and kinky veggie banger!

Though by no means the most “turgid” of VeggieBang DIY dildos, slutty MILF Holly nevertheless prefers this purple piece of produce to fuck her mature cunt with. Perhaps it’s the color, shape, or girth, but she’ll take on an eggplant any time over a cuke or a carrot because it’s the closet thing she can get to an erect penis at her age. Garbed in a similarly-colored lingerie set, our nasty momma shows what she can do with a bit of kitchen staple and her weeping cunt. She thrusts that poor veggie in and out of her coochie, and alternates that with a titty fuck. If Holly were dealing with a real live dick, methinks it’d be really spent and flaccid before you can say “eggplant parmigiana”!

Can things get any fruitier in the room with rusty-haired fruitarian slut Arianna around? First she fellates that long hawser of a banana, and then she inserts it into her purring pussy (with a condom of course). Why does she do it? Maybe she’s sworn off cock but not the feel of a pseudo-fuck? Whatever the reason, Veggie Bang is here to satisfy both Arianna’s lust and you pervs’s as well. And boy, does Arianna bang the life out of that poor yellow fruit…it gets so that you’d actually expect a fruit smoothie to cum pouring out of that latex raincoat when Arianna’s truly and well done with it. Which isn’t so bad….fruit for the main course and fruit for dessert can only mean you’ll still have room for seconds!

Ever thought about dating a vegetarian? No? Well, you’re missing out, as Mandy here will illustrate. She is so into the VeggieBang lifestyle that she’s become quite picky and finicky with the produce involved. She scours different markets stalls for only the crispest, most curved veggies, and once she gets the right one with all texture and weight considerations met, she goes home and rinses those pseudo-dicks under the tap. No pesky little plant pests will be wreaking havoc on Mandy’s tender vegan coochie, for sure. To test the strain those things will take once she fucks herself with them, Mandy fellates a zucchini and a cucke in turn, and then inserts them into her vajayjay and relaxes into the whole fresh, healthy feeling. Want to date a vegan now, eh?

Want to smile from “ear to ear”? Ears of corn, that is. Then take a good, long look at Shanna and see how best to eat corn on the cob…use a chick’s well-lubed cunt! Shanna uses two ears of corn to stimulate her coochie, and just loves the knobbly feeling so much that in no time, she’s ready to move on to bigger, greener things. A Veggie Bang means a bitch is ready to undertake any veggie that’s worth shoving up one’s beaver, and so red-haired Shanna does exactly that. She got a cucumber that’s as thick as her wrist and slowly inserts it into her weeping baby-chute.

Does she get it all the way in? Find out for yourself by clicking on the link or the free images.

This bit of teen Russian gash is called Marla. Sure, she might not be a carrot top, but her hole can sure transform into a major carrot “bottom” for at least 4 sticks of the produce! Veggie Bang com presents a fresh veggie lover, literally and figuratively, who will introduce to us a new diet that’s guaranteed to make you shed those unwanted poundage brought about by too much meat in your daily intake. Plus, judging from the blissful expression on Marla’s face, said diet is bound to make you smiling from ear to ear, too. Imagine getting a carrot-filled cunt in one go, plus one long cuke as bonus down this bitch’s gullet! What a salad.

If you’ve remotely wondered if there’s such a thing as “healthy” porn, then wonder no more. Here’s carrot-top vegetarian Katrina to show you that coating some crisp and elongated fresh produce with her own brand of bitch butter can sometimes be more succulent than a two-inch thick steak!

Katrina brings out a banana, a cucumber, and a carrot from the crisper, puts some johnnies on each one of those, and then proceeds to Veggie Bang herself in front of the camera. She loves it so much that she’s excreting cooze juice before you can say “Caesar’s salad”. The curved form of the veggies and fruit gets her off royally, and it’s no wonder this redhead says no to meat…not when she can get her rocks off these fruity babies.